We got married in Tranbjerg Church. Originally built towards the end of 12th century the Church is fairly small, which made it easy to fill the church to the brim. The ceremony was quite short, but that didn’t prevent it from feeling like an eternity.

We had a cozy wedding reception and dinner, mostly close friends and family (which easily grew the guest list past 70 entries). For music we had kortlang.dk play, and I’d strongly recommend them, they had a wonderful vibe. In some sense, doing a classic wedding party makes you feel old, but tradition is not without merit.

Instead of doing a boring speech, at the dinner, my siblings opted to do a fun bid. Supposedly, they had reached out the HR department at work, who kindly informed them that plans were in motion to replace all employees with chat bots. Naturally, the HR department had shared a beta version of chat bot meant to replaced me. So my siblings fired up a presentation and proceeded to pretend to test the chat bot. Checking to see if it would give answers similar to what they’d expect from me.

Apparently, when prompted about bread slice size and topping size mismatches, their “chat bot” proceeded to propose that one 3D prints a mold to cut bread in such sizes that it fits the topping perfectly. To which my siblings had to agree, that this was in line with what I would do. They had a bunch of other fun prompts for their fake “chat bot”.

All in all it was a very fun (and contemporary) story vehicle. I’ll freely admit that when topping doesn’t neatly fit a slice of bread it is a problem. I have yet to bake round ryebread that would fit a salami slice. But I wouldn’t put it past me to do something like that. Ofcourse, it would be much easier to just 3D print a mold matching the salami slice and use to stamp out a matching slice of bread.

In any case, my siblings found it necessary to gift me a 3D printer. So I’ll guess I’ll have to 3D print a mold too. Maybe the cutoff can be used for øllebrød 😀